BURLY SPORTS SHOW: King Dancers, Pettitte Oscar Picks

Pettitte has dirt on the Oscars, the Nationals are already out of the race, and a Rocket fan makes a half-court proposal. Plus, meet the sports world's newest apologizing athlete.

900 Wins and Zero Violations

This song praises the virtues of once fired and now retired Coach Robert Montgomery Knight in light of the recent recruiting violations uncovered in Bloomington, Indiana. Perhaps the Hoosiers should have never fired a man who now has over 900 wins with never a mention of a recruiting rule being broken. He graduated players...he abided by the rules...he won national championships...he threw chairs...he cursed at reporters...how they miss the General now that Kelvin Sampson's act is up!

BURLY SPORTS: Ballsiest Stunts of All Time!

Burly Sports Show stuntman extraordinaire Bobby Freak shows a twisted collection of the sickest failed stunts in the business. Plus, head to the Pinks' drag strip to see some racers with the balls to compete.

THE BLOG SHOW: Sacramento Dancers, Bad Dunks

Dice-K gets hockey hair, Marlins try to hook fat fans and the worst dunk in baskeball history is revealed! Plus, are the Sacramento Kings dancers too hot for The Blog Show?

"Phil Is Your Father", a Song for Pau Gasol

The superstar coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, one night in a Spanish hotel, and one of the most lopsided traded in the NBA this season ... could Phil Jackson be Pau Gasol's father? This song takes a look Phil's potential prodigal son.

FOREIGN RUBBISH: NASCAR, Euro-Style

NASCAR is back, but the USA isn't the only country that does auto racing right. Foreign Rubbish takes a glimpse at the action, wrecks and hot ladies of racing around the world.

"Misremember", a Song for Clemens

Roger Clemens may have invented the term "misremember" but Ryan Parker is the man to put it to song, as he sings about all of the things that the Rocket might have "misremembered" when it comes to the facts surrounding the case.

BURLY SPORTS SHOW: Berman, Clemens, Zorn and Shaq

Roger keeps dodging, Redskins get a Zorn identity, and Sports Illustrated hits the beach. Plus, a look at some Chris Berman-style meltdowns, starring Burly Sports Show host Nick Stevens.

THE BLOG SHOW: Chris Berman, Kissing Hillary

Chris Berman tries some fine whine, a Washington Wizard tries balling hairless, and Barack Obama goes for the dunk. Plus, check out that wine rack! Adds four glasses and two cup sizes to any sporting event.

FOREIGN RUBBISH: NASCAR, Euro-Style

NASCAR is back, but the USA isn't the only country that does auto racing right. Foreign Rubbish takes a glimpse at the action, wrecks and hot ladies of racing around the world.

Hard Hitting Hilarity

Nick Stevens wants you to stick around, because more hard hitting sports hilarity is coming up. Maybe a few seconds later than he thought, but it is.

OLD RICH PEOPLE: Richard Zednick Throat Slash

Old Rich People's Flip Baykr gets two minutes for opinion and analysis on Skategate '08, the gruesome neck-slash injury suffered by hockey player Richard Zednik.

Chris Berman Talks Drugs

Berman strikes again! During a break, ESPN anchor Berman tells us what 222s are, and how to smuggle them across the Canadian border.

This One Is Fun-er

Burly Sports Show host Nick Stevens really enjoyed that last clip. And this next one, even fun-er.

"Sunday's Not the Same"

The NFL season is over. Your Sunday afternoons are going to be spent watching Lifetime with the wife, trying to get interested in meaningless NBA games, caring about golf, or (gasp) cleaning out the garage. Here's a sad little song about it, by Ryan Parker.